Comedy gold

Wow! Four posts in one day! I'm excited:

The following is a story sent to me over Facebook by one of my mates. It happened to one of his Hungarian house mates who is, shall we say, a bit simple. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

'Drash was serious when he told me this, I actually thought that I was going to die from arterial bleeding as my sides began to split

Drash, his sister, and mini drash are on the train from copenhagen to Copenhagen airport, a short hop, should be no dram.
They get off the train, amazed at the automatic doors on the train. Once in the airport sister Drash realises that she has left her phone on the train. Being a true gentlemen Drash runs back to the platform in the hope that the mobile phone is still there, sister drash and mini drash proceed to check-in.
With a sheet of sweat on his forehead and a pounding heart he manages to get back on the train, finding his sister's seat he also finds the holy grail, the mobile phone. Whislt celebrating like a premiership footballer he notices that something is wrong, despite the train being at a standstill the scenery appears to moving along gradually moving faster and faster. Running to the door he realises that the train is leaving the airport behind. This is bad, with the sense of direction of an egg, and with no map, Drashmeister does not know where he might end up.
Everyone else knows throughout Denmark that the next stop after leaving CPH International Airport is........................

...... (put the big gap in to build up the tension, wait for it)

























Malmo, not Malmo Denmark but Malmo in SWEDEN!
Not only does the train go over the biggest bridge in Scandinavia but also under the Baltic Sea which must of caused him no end of trouble! Anyway the conductor didn't give him the whopping fine you can recieve for not having a ticket and let him get of the train at Malmo without paying. I would like to tell you how he managed to get back to Denmark but i was on the verge of death, I hadn't been breathing for about 2 mins, was choking on a piece of cucumber and my stomach was in agony from trying not to laugh.
He's back safe and sound though.'